Who are these people and why are they calling me mom?  8x17" on 3/4" pine, decorated with rhinestones

This is a self cleaning kitchen  everybody cleans up after themselves  6x10" on 3/4" pine, hung with tulle fabric

Money talks the only thing it ever says to me is goodbye  6x12" on 3/4" pine, hung with rope

A bad attitude is like a flat tire.. you can't go anywhere til you fix it   6x10" on 3/4" pine

All who wander are not lost   6x9" on 3/4" pine

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable. 6x10" on 3/4" pine, hung with ribbon and decortated with a metal bullet.

Good Morning let the stress begin.  6x10" on 3/4" pine

I tried to login on my Ipad..turns out it was an etch-a-sketch and I don't own an Ipad...also, I'm out of vodka   6x10" on 3/4" pine, hung with ribbon and decorated with eyelash trim and a metal bullet

The nice list is over-rated!  6x10 with poms on the bottom.  Hung with dark ribbon.

Due to the recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity gas and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunner has been turned off.  Have a nice day.  6x10 hung with rope

6x10" hung with rope

Danger beware of foul words and flying debris  6x10 hug with rope

Darn cute sign!!!  zebra print with a victorian princess... 6x10 hung with ribbon

When did this happen?  & how do we make it stop?  cute n sassy zebra print with vintage photo  6x10 hung with ribbon

with no means of escape?...then yes I'm happy     OMG!!! I love this one   6x10 hung with ribbon

Make yourself at home cook something.   6x10 hung with ribbon

...and when someone breaks our wings...we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick... we are flexible that way