There is a thin person inside me screaming to get out...I keep her sedated with chocolate  6x10" on 3/4" pine

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable. 6x10" on 3/4" pine, hung with ribbon and decortated with a metal bullet.

and now I can't even get into my own pants   (this is too true to be funny darn it!)   6x10" hung with ribbon

6x9"

my thighs rubbed together and caught fire (rotflmao!!!)   6x10 luan

I'm a Queen my pantyhose says so 6x10" luan(thinner wood)  hung with wire

6x8

When choosing between two evils choose the one with the most chocolate SIZE: 6x10

I love fitness…it's the exercise I can't stand! 6x10 luan (the thinner wood)

I've been on a diet for two weeks & all I've lost is 14 days! 6x10" luan (this is the thinner wood)

Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny please make my friends fat 6x10" luan (this is the thinner wood)

I ate my willpower 6x9" on 3/4" pine hung with ribbon 

Lord help me the devil wants me fat! 6x10" on 3/4" pine  hung with ribbon and decorated with rhinestones 

if your not selling chocolate get the heck off my porch 6x17" on 3/4" pine 

Cowboys are like guns  If you keep one around long enough yer gonna wanna shoot it.  6x10" on 3/4" pine, hung with rope and decorated with a bullet.